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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

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